staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

(Source: fake-mermaid, via swirl-cone)

ridge:

the amount of people who have a crush on me:

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mormondad:

i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet

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"I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them."
- Uma Thurman (via daddyfuckedme)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via invague)

vanillish:

when you walk by a mirrorimage

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proctalgia:

when people look hot even while doing stupid shit

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